:: Venting Insanity ::

:: Saturday, February 08, 2003 ::

[ identity ]
let's get to know each other.


1. your name: Jessica
2. internet name(s): Jessi-Lynne, Duchess, Sailor Gundam, Annie, Molly, Jaylene, Kythlyn, Arda, Kendra (I could keep going...)
3. if you could change your name, what would it be? Um... Probably Kendra or Jaylene. I use those names the most in my fiction-that's-not-fanfiction.
4. would you ever name your son leslie or ashley? No, but maybe Connor or Duncan
5. do you like small animals? depends on the animal
6. would you rather be a sadist or a masochist? I have to pick one?
7. when was the last time you ate a cherry? A few weeks ago, we put them in our drinks
8. besides vital functions, what would you say you're most fixated with doing? Playing on the computer
9. french? French what?
10. do you like her? You mean who...?


[ word association ]
put the first thing that comes to mind when you read each word.


11. crown: royalty
12. can: soup
13. breast: O.O;;; {{blush}}
14. shrubbery: Ni!
15. fern: plant
16. tent: stove (you know, the little portable kind with the gas tank on the side that you use for camping)
17. birth: Mom
18. smurfette: blue-ness
19. hyper: WHEEEEEE!!!!
20. gong: goooong {{makes sounds effects}}


[ person association ]
put the first thing that comes to mind when you read each name.


21. tony: How you doin'?
22. daniel: kishi
23. byron: Shakespeare?
24. quaid: Dennis
25. matt: LeBlanc
26. georgette: Lewis... dunno where that came from
27. beth: this girl I knew in high school
28. ginger: spice
29. jenny: I had a character named Jenny once in a story I wrote
30. phoebe: Friends


[ number please ]
answer the questions with a number.


31. year you were born: 1977
32. year you wish you were born: Um... depends on whether or not I get carded at a bar/club
33. people on your instant messaging buddy list(s): I have to count?
34. windows open right now: 4 (wow, I usually have more)
35. domains you own: 1
36. first three digits of your local phone number: 924 (home), 664 (cell)
37. year you were first introduced to the internet: 1993 (if AOL counts)
38. years spent in high school: 4 according to NY state, 3 according to Longwood SD (9th grade was in the junior high building)
39. pets you currently have: 3
40. nipples you have: O.O;;; I'm not Chandler!!! I only have 2. But... why would you want to know???


[ have you ever ]
every survey needs this line of questions.


41. puked in a public place? no
42. been to another continent? nope, but I'd like to
43. made donuts from scratch? can't
44. sat in the middle of a street? yes
45. laughed at fog? yes, but that was because Mom had to drive with her tires on either side of the line to see where she was going and it was a nervous laugh
46. sucked at something so bad, you loved it? yes
47. caught doing something illegal? by my parents, but never by authorities
48. made a teacher cry? not that I know of, but we came pretty close in my C++ class
49. made a teacher smile? yes
50. lose a friend overnight? um... More like lost a friend in the time it takes to scream at each other over a misunderstanding
51. pondered the reality of infinity? too deep
52. acted upon intuition? yes
53. attempted to make emoticons in real life? LOL... yes, in some letters I wrote to friends in the military
54. hated an inanimate object with a passion? yes
55. acted like a complete idiot in a shopping mall on purpose? yes
56. enjoyed the smell of mcdonalds? yes
57. enjoyed the smell of kfc? yes
58. enjoyed the grease/food they sell at kfc? only certain sandwiches, and they're not as greasy as McDonald's
59. sincerely wished you had a superpower? yes
60. let go? of what?


[ your favorite... ]
another mandatory survey category.


61. cartoons: I have to pick one?
62. movies: see previous answer
63. weblogging service: blogger, but I haven't tried any others, yet
64. cola: Pepsi, probably the wild cherry flavor
65. cat: Prudy, when she's not howling her head off at me
66. numbers: um... dunno
67. letter: letter??? dunno
68. parent: It used to be Dad, but Mom and I get along really well, now... I don't have a favorite anymore.
69. planet: Jupiter
70. nipple: O.O;;; You can have a favorite?
71. language other than english: spanish ('cuz I can speak it a bit), japonese ('cuz I wanna learn it)
72. sweets: um... right now, Golden Grahams. The honey coating makes them sweets in my book.
73. emoticon: The dancing guy on Yahoo! Messenger.
74. city: New York, baby!
75. non-mammal: butterflies
76. item in your wallet/purse: too many... tho' my cell phone's in there
77. place to get coffee: blech... coffee... {{gets sick from smell}}
78. place to read: my bed
79. place to gain altitude: gain?? Um... an elevator?
80. place to ponder life: probably here when I'm on my computer


[ sex ]
that's right. s. e. x. sex.


81. had any lately? no
82. want some right now? depends with who
83. do you like the smell of sex? nope
84. into bondage? not exactly...
85. how about feet? ugh...
86. do you find veggies erotic? depends on how you use them
87. into rimming? what's that?
88. got a favorite sex position? not really, but I don't like to be underneath, I feel trapped
89. what's your opinion on skimpy, pink, fuzzy clothes? O.O;;; fuzzy? pink? ewww....
90. do your parents know you're into scatology? what's that?


[ yaks like your metal foreigners ]
let it be random!


91. does caffeine let your veggie child come out and play? my what?
92. how many times have you indulged of the pleasure ivy? many times? the what?
93. would you like to get to know the ketchup judge a bit better? the who?
94. you've been having trouble with your cocky razor, haven't you? my what?
95. why did you choose the pink one? pink what? If you're talking about that sweater I bought last year, it's because it coordinated with the black skirt with the flowers on it that I bought at the same time
95. how was your date with carrot-top? I dated him? When was that?
96. if i gave you $1000, would you make out with mr. that's-not-supposed-to-go-there? Is he putting that where it's not supposed to go on me? or am I doing something like that to him? and is he hot?
97. my friend's chinchilla lost its favorite fruit hat. where could it possibly be? Your friend's chinchilla has a fruit hat?? What's a fruit hat?
98. do you think your salad will like my blue lipstick? didn't know salads wore lipstick
99. if you could have a love affair with any of the magical fruits in my cabinet, which would it be? Heh heh... kinky cucumber (it has seeds! it's a fruit!)
100. what's the point of it all? I was beginning to wonder that as I was working my way through this survey.