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Friday, May 30, 2003 ( 4:41 AM ) The Duchess More rules I borrowed from that page...: Never underestimate the shrinemaiden, no matter how timid and useless she may seem, she just MAY hold the key to your enemy's downfall. (In the same place she keeps her stuffed animals).. Sweatdrops aren't only just useful in conveying emotions such as embarrassment or frustration. -When seized, they can also make effective weapons (in the event Hammerspace is empty). If you ever say after attacking an enemy, "I got 'em!", chances are, you didn't get them. (this seems to be true in Gundam Wing as well, Duo can attest to that.) No matter how big and strong and well-trained a guy you are, if some woman, ANY WOMAN, thinks you're acting like a pervert, one slap will be all it will take to knock you down to the ground. However, people who are related to each other may look absolutely NOTHING alike (especially if they're royalty). ( another one that applies to Gundam Wing... {{looks at Cathrine and Trowa, then Milliardo and Relena}}... ) # ( 3:46 AM ) The Duchess I put up faces...  See?They're here (http://www.therealmonline.org/Images/Moody/) with filenames if you guys want to use them. As you can see, I was really bored...  Code to use images: <img src="http://www.therealmonline.org/Images/Moody/imagename.gif" border="0"> Replace red text with the actual image name (on chart). # Thursday, May 29, 2003 ( 2:48 AM ) Danny Play Hehe. Just a few quotes that me and Angie picked out from "All I ever needed to know in life by watching Slayers" FLARE CARROTS is not a very effective attack spell. Pacifists are among the most violent people you'll ever meet. If you fall in love with a girl…make sure she IS a girl first. If it's purple; expect secrets and sadism on the side. If it's blond; no hard questions. If it's green; hide your males! If it's black-haired with a floppy hat; claim to know nothing of swordsmanship. If that doesn't work, point to a random direction and say, "Hey, did Gourry Gabriev go that way?" If it's black-haired with big blue eyes and a royal title; break out the anti-justice earplugs. And hope they last. If it's blue and stony; resist temptation to do "Rocky" jokes or ask something like, "Are you abrasive?" If it's blond with a skirt and a tail; wear a hell of a helmet. Maces are heavy. If it's red-haired and a bit underdeveloped; RUN! DRAGON SLAVE is the deus ex machina of spells. Priests are nothing but trouble. That goes double for the ones with purple hair who carry staffs and who keep their eyes closed most of the time-(which is the only type of priest you're likely to meet, by the way). Princesses can always be expected to receive the shabbiest of treatment and/or be expected to perform the most menial of tasks-(hauling everybody else's food and clothing around, etc.) Cloaks hide an inexhaustible amount of sub-dimensional storage space. ANY object of ANY size can fit into them--swords, hammers, bags of gold, etc.--and yet they STILL manage to billow out dramatically during tense or heroic interludes. If you feel uneasy about using a woman as a shield--try using her as a weapon instead. A guy in a dress can be way prettier than a girl. (( Sadly, it's true too. Dare-dork dressed in drag last Halloween. Guys were hitting on him. ~Angie )) (( *diesdiesdies of mental images* ~Daniel )) Do not call sorceresses who can blow up dragons "Little Girl" unless you are looking for an early ticket to the afterlife. Never piss off Dragon Maidens. Chances are, they have a mace hidden under their skirts (( Don't wanna know what else they got hidden under there... >.> ~Me )) (( Tails. ~Angie )) Don't use a certain rock as an anchor, he may be really mad when he comes back up. Fruitcakes make life interesting…albeit chaotic. Anime girls grow fangs when they're mad Eat when you can, steal when you want, and practice powerful attack spells on anyone who gets in your way. No matter what happens, the justice girl will always land on her head. The worst possible person with the worst possible timing ALWAYS comes along at the worst possible time. (( That one is so true... ~Me )) If you hear a Dragon Slave Alert…MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! Girls are deadly. Do not get in our way (( AMEN TO THAT! ~Angie )) The cute ones are always crazy, cursed (transformed), or planning genocide Getting between a meal and a redhead is a bad idea. If at first you don't succeed, just Dragu Slave the problem. (( My personal favorite ^.^;;; ~Me )) If it looks like a song, sounds like a song, and requires special costuming and dance steps, take a hint-- it's probably a song. There are only two absolute answers in to every question/problem, "Tt's a secret," and "Dragu Slave!!!" If you don't remember, don't ask; the redhead might hurt you. If you're not sure what to say then keep your mouth shut; the redhead might hurt you again. You can whine, you can beg, or you can Dragu Slave. (( So true! ~Me )) # Wednesday, May 28, 2003 ( 1:22 PM ) The Duchess eh? Go post in my forum! Heh heh... just kidding. ^^;; # ( 2:22 AM ) Danny Play I swear I wrote something.... Of course, it already crashed on me once, so I'm not surprised. I had something planned out, but now I'm too much in a good mood thanks to Angie. # Tuesday, May 27, 2003 ( 1:53 AM ) Danny Play My computer hates me also, I'm happy because I got a Megatokyo Manga. *pulls arrows out of said arse* # ( 1:51 AM ) Angie My computer hates me. On the other hand, the weather here has been gorgeous, too bad I'm still getting over that stupid cold. And Danny, at least this time when we were on battle.net I didn't shoot you in the ass too much. ;) # Monday, May 26, 2003 ( 11:40 PM ) The Duchess We had rain today. blah # ( 5:14 AM ) Danny Play Well. As long as you're not here. It's boring, and hot, even at night. *diesdiesdies* # Sunday, May 25, 2003 ( 10:53 PM ) Mandie DAMN! Robyn here's some of our weather *sends some of 97 degree weather* I'll keep the thunderstorms though since I don't think you want them... Normally here in the desert it's hot but dry... god... not yesterday... it was 97 with like 90% humitiy... I felt like I was going to die when I went out, then the blessed thunderstorm blew through and saved us. # ( 6:36 AM ) The Duchess Woohoo!!!! I did the layout I wanted. It's not as good as I hoped, but it's still cute enough. ^^;;; # ( 1:33 AM ) Laura I'd say send him here, but I wanna go sun down in Florida. Dammit, the weather here in DC sucks. I was all ready to chill in my teeny, tiny backyard with a book when it decided to a) get really cold, and b) rain and drizzle for THREE DAYS. ;_; Honestly... *crosses fingers for Angie....and some nicer weather* :D # |
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